Season Opens. I Don't. T-Shirt
Season Opens. I Don't. T-Shirt
Less than 1% of customers use our money back guarantee.
Artwork created in-house with the assistance of AI image tools and finished by hand.
About this tee
Printed one at a time on a Comfort Colors® 1717 — garment-dyed, heavyweight ring-spun cotton that softens with every wash. Made to order in the USA.
Unisex, true to size — order the size you normally wear. Relaxed through the body; size up for an oversized look. Full measurements are in the size chart.
Keep it looking good
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Garment-dyed cotton softens with every wash and keeps its colour.
Shipping & returns
Printed to order in the USA. Most orders ship within 3–5 business days, then 3–5 days in transit. Free shipping on orders over $75.
30 days, no questions asked — fewer than 1% of our customers ever need it.